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Conan reviews The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

When it comes to early video game reviews, does anyone do a better job than Conan O’Brien and Team Coco?

I mean, no, it isn’t exactly critically impressive. It’s just that Conan always reminds me that we’re talking about video games here. No matter how vaguely serious and intense this industry and the culture that surrounds it becomes, Conan always manages to snap me back to the silly reality that we’re talking about video games.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is the topic of review this time around, and Conan tools around with Geralt while questing for the one thing he really wants… video game sex. I know, Conan, I remember being of that sole mind and purpose once as well.

A heads up, this video does get a little NSFW. Nothing massively gratuitous, but the topic of video game sex comes up aplenty, entirely in a humorous tone, of course.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is set to hit the PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One on May 19, 2015. We’ll have more on the game as it’s announced.

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